Sunday, July 27, 2014

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

deathly-pale:

NO

(Source: metaknlght)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

(Source: 2econdwave)

fagflow:

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

slightlynerdish:

Get back in there

slightlynerdish:

Get back in there

Saturday, July 26, 2014

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

chaos-in-the-making:

blessings-upon-thy-sociopath:

'LITTLE BROTHER, WE DO NOT STAB PEOPLE. IT IS IMPOLITE'

BUT THOR. MURDER.

(Source: thor-cat)

edwardspoonhands:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

The should have put lithium in twice so it said BALILIONS! Which is WAY more than bilions.

edwardspoonhands:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

The should have put lithium in twice so it said BALILIONS! Which is WAY more than bilions.

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic)